Now I cannot actually attest to this story being true since I was not there, but my cousin Thomas Wylie says that it is and, goodness knows, I have heard him repeat it at least 347 times over the decades since we were in school. Should you recall, Thomas Wylie is the same cousin who duped me into ordering that huge submarine pictured on the back of the Cheerio’s box and, when it arrived, it was so small we could hardly find it in the packaging. Nevertheless, we filled its little port with soda and tried to float it. Yet, alas, during an attempt to make it submerge, we lost it down the bathtub drain. Bearing this in mind, you have been duly advised to take this story for what it is worth…a ‘fishing tale’ from Thomas Wylie.