A faithful reader from my Russellville, Arkansas, paper, Sarah R., wrote back when I complained to her that it was getting more and more difficult to come up with new subjects for my monthly columns. After almost fifteen years, I have exhausted my old diaries I’ve kept since the 50’s (my previous “go to” for ideas) and now I’m left with whatever subject that pops into my mind. Waiting for my writing muse to rescue me, frustration often turns to panic when deadlines grow near. Sarah asked if I’d ever thought of “Foot in the Mouth” experiences and related a personal example. She worked in a bank and one day a very well dressed older lady came to her desk for consultation regarding her accounts. While looking over the file, Sarah reminded the woman her $20,000 certificate of deposit would “maNure” in six months. Yep, we have all misspoke at one time or another and embarrassed ourselves, so I interviewed a few folks for suggestions. I also remembered a few “zingers” I had overheard.