A man was walking along a California beach and stumbles upon an old lamp half-hidden in the sand. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp. I see that you are a male and this fact is going to make it harder for me, but tell me your wish and I will try to grant it. You only get one wish…forget about getting three which only applies to the female race. Now, tell me. What is it?”