The trials of getting old, in polite company it is referred to as ‘aging,’ are ignored by most of us, until we suddenly find ourselves there—in the throes of aching, stumbling, forgetting, breaking, with lots of time to talk about these ailments. If you are over 70, or perhaps its 75, you know if you join a group of like-aged folks, you will soon be discussing what doctor you saw yesterday, what specialist you need an appointment with, and asking what did you say? The conversations can go on for hours, with breaks when someone says, “Can we talk about something else?” That suggestion lasts for about as long as it takes to sip on cucumber water, and the conversation begins about how cucumbers are a health remedy, according to the nutritionist you had an appointment with last week.