Things Mama Never Told Me About Getting Older

I keep being surprised at the advantages of Old Age and I am not only speaking about senior discounts. Pleasantries abound, but are seldom listed. Everyone seems to know the disadvantages, so I will not go there. • Throw Rugs: Mama did not warn me! Those cute little rugs are well named, and they are “The Enemy.” Every wrinkle is potential danger! Statistics describe old people who fall and…